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Wednesday 25 February 2015

Ice Prince, Olamide & Phyno “Get Some Money”



Hip-hop superstars Ice Prince , Phyno and
Olamide have come together for a social
awareness cause as they collaborate on a yet-to-
be-released song called “ Get Some Money “ .

The song is an initiative of Paradigm Initiative
Nigeria a social enterprise that connects Nigerian
youth with ICT-enabled opportunities.

 This organization is currently working on a project
called #DigitalJobs which aims to provide tens of
thousands of Nigerian youths with legitimate jobs
on the internet. In order to make this objective a
reality they have gotten some of the biggest
stars in Nigerian music to encourage Nigerian
youths to embrace the #DigitalJobs project and
desist from internet fraud.

“Get Some Money” will be officially released on
Friday the 27th of February 20

Stay tuned to naija gists!

[Video] Nigeria Military Caught Youths Working With Boko Haram, Beat Them Mercilessly



Listen the conversation; one of the guys
confesses that his friends are boko haram and
he known where they cover up their arms and
bombs.

The boy is confessing with just a cane lash and
the adult whom they’re are using a shovel on is
refusing to talk.
Everyday for the terrorist one day for our
soldiers!!!

DOWNLOAD VIDEO

YBNL PRESENTS: Chinko Ekun – Alejo Oran + Emi Na Re (Prod. By Pheelz)



This Boy got that Fire in him, and he is here to
stay obviously. Listen to his new official singles
under his new record, YBNL. Alejo Oran is an
introduction to get to know the name, and Emi
Na Re is another good single with olamide on the
chorus.

This is an Introduction, he will be back but
before then listen to these singles. I’m sure you
want more….. Listen, and share….

DOWNLOAD ALEJO ORAN

DOWNLOAD EMI NA RE

Seriki ft. Vector – SBM (StandBackMurdafucker)



Seriki Ibiyemi Sulaiman a.k.a Seriki Omo owo
came through with his new HipHop single which
features vector. One can tell this song is
addressing some issues amidst the Nigeria
HipHop warlords.
Though he claims he doesn’t need to mention
names but those he’s speaking to knows
themselves. He has told them to Stand Back just
as the title implies “ STAND BACK
MURDERFUCKERS (SBM) “. Listen below and
enjoy the tune which has Vector coming through
with his usual heavy punch lines, metaphors and
wordplay.
Did I hear someone say punchlines, metaphors
and wordplay makes no money anymore? Be the
judge yourself and watch this tune turn into a
street anthem.
Listen up!

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178 Born-again Student Confessed They Partaked In Examination Practises & Return Certificates To WAEC

Better people. So on page 43 of Punch
Newspaper today is an advert by West Africa
Examination Council, WAEC, where candidates,
now born-again & seeking restitution, confessed
to hiring people to sit exams for them. Not only
did they confess, they also returned their
certificates to the exam body! In all, 178 people
were involved.
Is this hope for a new Nigeria?
When are you joining them? Yes, I’m talking to
you! You know someone sat for you too…lol

Meet The Lady With The Most Beautiful Face In Nigeria ( Photos )

For 21-year-old Ijeoma Rita Onyemaechi, the
present Most Beautiful Face in Nigeria, life is
beautiful.

The Bad Side Of Living Off Campus ( Must See Pic )

Is it a must u leave off campus. Many ladies
endager their life by staying off campus as a
result of meeting up with so called Bigs girls
standard......from this some of them get
introduce to ladies cult or Aristo.......

What Do You Think About Girls With Piercings And Tattoos?

Whats your Opinion? Do you find it cool?
Its no news that girls now mutilate themselves
at an astouding rate, to a point where more girls
now v tattoos than men.
Some girls will have multiple ear piercings, a
tongue piercing, ni.pple piercing and even clit.
What kind of girl would be comfortable lying
down half Unclad in public for hours while some
fat dude jams a sharp needle into her skin?
Me think some of those girls with tatoos and/or
piercings are slags who falls in and out of guys
beds at a moment notice.
i can't commit to a girl with ink or metal on her
body ..
So what do you think, Can you 'marry' such girl?

Drop your opinions in the comment box below

Describe This Hairstyle In One Word (photo )

Abeg which kind hair style be this again na.
Please drop your comments in the box below!

(Photos) Meet Josephine Agwu, The Lagos Airport Cleaner That Returned N12m To Owner

Josephine Agwu recently went viral after she
returned N12m to the owner at the Murtala
Mohammed Int Airport, Lagos. The Lagos State
House of Assembly plans to honor her soon.
According to reports, Josephine earns N7,500
monthly.

Tuesday 24 February 2015

Wizkid kicked And locked Out Of His Lekki House + Issues Over His Bentley Debt?

Information Reaching us, reveals that Pop star
Ayodeji Ibrahim Balogun a.k.a. wizkid was kicked
and locked out of his Lekki house. We hear it is
because his house rent has expired for some
months now and he’s currently staying in Eko
Hotel for the time being.

We also heard he has not completed his payment
for the Bentley he cruises around time.
So Has Wizkid Gone Broke? We are patiently
waiting to hear from him.

Monday 23 February 2015

Saturday 21 February 2015

Interesting!! See What Buhari Did At The Airport



According to any eye-witness at the Airport:-

I was at the Nnamdi Azikwe International Airport
this morning when GMB came in to board a BA
flight to travel out. He marvelled everyone when
he insisted on following the queue to be
screened like every other passenger despite
entreaties
by supporters and Airport workers.

He told someone close by in Hausa, “if I refused
to follow the queue today, how will I tell anyone
else to follow the queue tomorrow” It was indeed
a rare display of discipline, courage and
conviction.

Airport workers nearby testified that he had
always followed the queue ever since they knew
him as a passenger on the International or
Domestic routes.

What do you think about this?

[Music]: X-Nigga - Fimile



WU-X MUSIX frontliner X-Nigga drops his first single for year 2015 titled "Fimile" produced by RODBEATS . Download and enjoy

DOWNLOAD "FIMILE"

His Neighbour's Wife Is Demanding Sex From Him (Chat Screenshots)

she has been asking me to have carnal knowledge with her
i brought the issue here some time ago, as expected i go a lot of good advice & some pretty crazy ones as well
i did some of what i was advice to do yet she wouldn't stop her evil act.
mata fact she categorically told me that the more i tell her off the more she gets attracted to me
right now i am thinking of embarrassing her in public
here are some of our conversations:





12 Things You Didn’t Know About Nigerian Billionaire, Mike Adenuga

The second-richest man in Nigeria, businessman Mike Adenuga makes most of his money in the mobile telecom and oil production industries, both on the investment and entrepreneurial side. With a net worth of $8 billion, Adenuga is the founder of one of Nigeria’s largest mobile phone networks and the oil exploration firm, Conoil Producing. He is 61 and credited with creating 6,080 jobs. Here are 12 things you didn’t know about Mike Adenuga.

He supports Nigerian athletes

After the Nigerian soccer team won the 2013 African Cup of Nations, Adenuga not only rewarded them with $1 million, but also gave the team’s coach $200,000 and offered to personally pay his salary when he considered

He has seven children

The mogul has seven children from several different women, some of whom work for his telecom company. Adenuga is known for having a polygamous lifestyle. He is married to Titi Joyce Adenuga. Pictured is his son, Paddy Adenuga.

He attended college in the U.S.

Adenuga studied business administration at Northwestern Oklahoma State University and Pace University in New York.

He once drove a taxi

To earn some extra money during college, Adenuga drove a taxi and worked as a security guard at night. When he returned to Nigeria after earning his university degrees, he operated and worked in a small sawmill that he inherited from his father.

He struggled to get his license

His Global System for Mobile Communications License, that is. In 1999 Adenuga was issued a conditional license to operate Communications Investment Limited (CIL). Later the Nigerian government revoked the license and organized an auction for it. Four companies, including CIL, bid and won on the license and paid a $20 million deposit for the license. Unfortunately, CIL failed to pay the deposit on time, losing both the license and the deposit. Finally in 2002 Adenuga bid and won the license through his company Globacom Limited.

He first made a name for himself in construction

While still in his early 20s, Adenuga used his relationships with military personnel to land high-earning government construction contracts. In the 1980s and 1990s Adenuga sought out construction contracts with various sectors of the military to “build a diverse portfolio” according to TheAfricanMillionaire.com. Some believe that these relationships helped perpetuate Adenuga’s wealth, a belief that Adenuga hasn’t confirmed.

He founded a bank

Adenuga is the founder of Equitorial Trust Bank, one of the largest commercial banks in Nigeria. At one point the bank grew to have 100 branches before being bought out by Serling Bank Plc., a financial services provider.

He’s been arrested


In 2009, Nigeria’s Economic and Financial Crimes Commission detained Adenuga for money laundering. Following the event, Adenuga fled the country to live in London until he received a pardon. It’s suspected that Adenuga’s activities as a “political influence peddler” helped him get the pardon.

He has already purchased his grave

In 2013, Adenuga paid more than $1 million to secure his burial site. The site is in the modern Vaults and Garden Cemetery in Lagos, Nigeria, where many of the country’s affluent are buried.

He is philanthropic

In 2012 Adenuga donated around $3.4 million to the Bayelsa Flood Relief Fund. Governor Seriake Dickson made a personal visit to Adenuga to receive the donation. The Globacom founder’s check helped set up a post-flood management committee.

He lives in Banana Island

Adenuga lives in an estate worth an estimated $5 million-plus on Banana Island in Nigeria. The property contains eight duplexes, two watch towers, a mosque, a church, a multipurpose hall, a helipad and a yacht deck.

[Video] Mavins Ft. Tiwa Savage, Don Jazzy, Dr SID, D’Prince, Reekado Banks, Di’ja & Korede Bello – Looku Looku



Supreme Mavin Dynasty unwraps the music video for “Looku Looku”.The video for the track which features Tiwa Savage, Don Jazzy, Dr SID, D’Prince, Reekado Banks, Di’ja and Korede Bello was shot by Unlimited L.A.

Watch and download video

[Music] 2Face Idibia – Other Side Of Existence + African Queen (Remix)



2Face Idibia who released two music projects through his label, Hypertek Digital/960 Music Group. 2Facefinally Unleased album titled “Rewind, Select and Update” as well as “Face 2 Face 10.0“, which is a Kennis Music re-issue album, which contains some of his reworked songs and new bonus tracks.

Here are two songs from the album “Other Side Of Existence” and “African Queen (Remix)“. Download and share your thoughts.
DOWNLOAD "other side of existence"
DOWNLOAD "African queen (remix)"

Obasanjo Is A Father To Me And I Am His First Political Son – GEJ



President Jonathan says despite former Pres. Obasanjo’s recent verbal attacks on his administration, he still sees him as his father and his first Political son. GEJ said God used people, including the former president to make him become the President of Nigeria. President Jonathan said this in an interview with Tribune in Lagos

“First and foremost, Obasanjo is a father to me. By divine providence and the grace of God, I am the President of Nigeria today. It is not by my strength. But God uses human beings to actualise His own blessings on human beings. And He used so many Nigerians, including former President Obasanjo, to play one role or the other for me. I became the deputy governor of a state, became the governor, the vice president and president. I have no issues with him, and I really don’t want to join issues with President Obasanjo.

I think it is not necessary. But I will use this opportunity, because you asked, to just plead with my father that he is a leader, a former president of the country. He has led the country more than anybody, eight years of democratic governance and almost four years of military governance. No other person has that kind of record. The stability of this country is critical in terms of the economy of this country. Rating agencies downgrade countries that are going into elections because the feeling is that there would be crisis. When you paint the colour of instability for your own nation, you are doing so much injustice to the country because it affects the economy of the country, not just affecting the country in terms of security and social issues alone.

It affects the economy directly. So, I plead with very senior citizens that Nigeria is dear to us; we don’t have any other country than Nigeria. So, actions and inactions, or utterances, should be guarded so that we don’t expose our country to the international community as if it is a country in danger, a country that is about to collapse. You are frightening investors, especially those who invest hot cash, to pull out their money from the country and that would affect the stock market and it would affect the economy. For one reason or the other, Obasanjo may disagree with me as his first political son. You can even disagree with your own biological children, as a human being, not to talk of disagreeing with your political children. So, he can agree or disagree with me, but the utterances have to be managed in a way that it does not affect the economy and security of this country”he said.

On how he felt watching Chief Obasanjo destroy his PDP membership card on the television, Jonathan said the incident had no effect on him because the attacks had been consistent.

Olamide Shoots Video For “The Real MVP” + Listen To “The Real MVP”



Naija’s most consistent artiste and perhaps VP of the Local Rappers Congress, Olamide aka Baddo continues with the promotion of his widely accepted fourth studio album, #StreetOT by shooting the visuals to the sixth track off the album.

Although the album was received amidst mixed perceptions, “The Real MVP“ which falls in the category of the least favourite songs on the LP is certainly on it’s way to becoming one of 2015’s big hits, just because Olamide will make it so with a video release.

While we anticipate BTS exclusives and the official premiere, consume The Real MVP which you’ll come to agree wasn’t that much of a bad track after all.
DOWNLOAD REAL MVP

Vector To Feature M.I, Sarkodie & The ‘Local Rappers’ On King Kong Remix



Rap badman, Vector recently put out a new material King Kong that had a classic video to go with. According to him, the widespread acceptance of the well-anticipated song has led him to doing a remix… by fans popular demand. Whoop!

So not only will he give us just any remix, it will feature the tripartite breed of ‘local rappers’ in the industry –Reminisce, Olamide and Phyno as well as self-acclaimed king, M.I and Ghanaian rap sensation, Sarkodie.

This definitely will be too much heat to handle… and even better, we get to watch their genius synergy in a follow up video release. The music package (original+remix) will be housed on his new album scheduled for release late 2015.

Wait for it!

Annoying Things Unilorin Students Go Through



•EXCESSES OF QUEUES: Too much of everything,they say isn’t a good thing. Don’t get me wrong,to queue is a good thing as long as it promotes orderliness but when it becomes a regular thingy,it’s one hell of a frustrating thing;especially right under the SUN.

I mean,you queue to enter banks,at ATM spots,at the park(after hours of tiresome lectures o),restaurants,exam halls,lecture theaters, you name it!

•TRANSPORTATION: You have an 8am class on a Monday,you arrive at the bus-stop any later than 7:30am,then rush no more,for thou shall be no lesser than 20 minutes late because the distance from town to school is just like a journey of Egypt to Israel by foot.

Second scenario,you just finished a 6pm class(let’s say you get fortunate enough,the ‘workaholic’ lecturer releases you by 6:20pm)*lol.

Just have it at the back of your depressed mind that you’ll get home nothing earlier than 8pm after spending hours on the snake-like queue(Unless you ‘shunt’ your way out. But if Cadet catch you ehn,na Tanke straight up o *tongue-out)

•FALSE RUMOURS: Argh! This is my favourite. You see,Unilorites and false rumours are synonyms. Prof. A.G Ambali said students will be given N10,000 each. UNILORIN is now number 1 in the Universe. CBT results will be out on the 31st of February.

Our Level Adviser gave birth to quadruplet. Freshers will be given ‘I-pad'(how much are you paying that the school will now give you I-pad? C’mon,it’s a school,not a charity) *Some Unilorites ehn* Sometimes I wonder what planet some students are from.

•SUN: If the World Meteorological Organization had visited UNILORIN in 2012,they wouldn’t have named the ‘Death Valley’ the hottest place in the world. You go to school in the morning looking cool,bright and dapper but it’s your dark twin that arrives in the afternoon.

The most annoying part about the Sun is it’s dehydrating aspect. So annoying. Going to the Bank Area by foot is like taking a voluntary walk to hell.It’s no different from carrying the sun on your head. Wearing caps and shades offers little/no help I must say. *By the way,I wonder how the ‘Suit and Tie’ and ‘Varsity Jacket’ dudes cope.

•HOSTEL PALAVA: Though this only happens during the first 6 weeks of resumption,but I still find it funny. I had determined friends who skipped classes and lunch for 3 weeks just to sit in front of computers waiting patiently for the hostel portal to be opened. In the end,they still weren’t able to get one.How sorrowful. lol. If only they devoted the time to study;who knows?*shrugs* They could have been scholars *hehe

Unilorites, Feel Free To Add Yours.

Baba Alaye!! Davido Hangs Out With Africa’s Richest Man, Aliko Dangote (Photos)



He shared the photos on instagram. Benefits of being a billionaire son and a hardworking artist…


30 killed In Boko Haram Attack Near Chibok



At least 30 people were killed during an attack by Boko Haram members in Thlaimakalama and Gatamarwa villages in Borno state yesterday February 19th. Confirming the attack to AFP, the head of the Chibok Elders Forum, Pogo Bitrus said;

“From information coming in from residents of the two villages at least 30 people were killed in the attacks.”
Source: NL

Nigerian Woman Gang-raped In Delhi Indian



Police in Delhi arrested four men on Friday in connection with the alleged gangrape of a Nigerian woman in a moving car, the latest in a series of sex attacks in the Indian capital.

The 35-year-old, who has been staying in India on a tourist visa, told police the men kidnapped her after midnight on Friday morning outside a popular shopping mall in New Delhi’s Saket area before bundling her into a car.

They then drove for around half an hour, during which time the alleged gangrape took place, before pushing her out of the vehicle.

The woman, who cannot be named, was finally rescued after a passerby spotted her on the side of the road in Mayur Vihar, around 20 kilometres (12 miles) away in east Delhi.

“We have received a complaint from the woman and investigations are ongoing,” Delhi police spokesman Rajan Bhagat told AFP.

“We have filed a case under relevant sections.”

Bhagat said the four men arrested were Indians, and the car allegedly used had been impounded.

Local media, quoting police sources, said the victim was in an inebriated condition at the time of her rescue and had suffered minor injuries but was released from hospital by Friday afternoon.

Nigerian embassy officials in New Delhi were not available for comment.

The city sealed its reputation as India’s “rape capital” two years ago when a medical student died after being gang-raped on a moving bus, prompting mass protests and triggering a series of policing and legal reforms.

Last year, a driver for US-based online taxi service Uber allegedly sexually assaulted a woman passenger in New Delhi while driving her home from a dinner.

Police figures released earlier this year said 2,069 rape cases were registered in New Delhi during 2014, a 31 percent jump compared to the previous year.
SOURCE: VANGUARD

[Music] Jahbless Ft. Olamide, Reminisce, Lil Kesh, Chinko Ekun & CDQ – 69 Missed Calls



You’ve Watched the Studio session , seen the BTS footage of the video and we present to you an exclusive premiere of the hottest single of the week , JE records presents ‘69 Missed Calls’ featuring Edge Records + YBNL .

Jahbless is building up to the release of his third album titled “I.aM.Me ” after the success of the gele song “Owambe” here is a new earthshaking collaboration 69 missed calls featuring Olamide, Reminisce, Lil Kesh, CDQ & Chinko Ekun.
DOWNLOAD 69 MISSED CALLS

Sunday 1 February 2015

Boko Haram: Explosions, Heavy Gunfire Rock Maiduguri

BY NDAHI MARAMA, MAIDUGURI
Explosions, heavy gunfire is rocking Maiduguri, a
situation that has forced many residents on the
outskirts of the city to run into town while
churches were hurriedly closed.
The incident started at about 7:00 am, Sunday,
with exchange of rocket launchers, heavy gunfire
between troops and Boko Haram terrorists near
Giwa Barracks, Molai axis.
Details later.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/boko-
haram-explosions-heavy-gunfire-rocks-maiduguri/

I Go To Church For Confession After Robbery – Suspect Reveals (pictured)

29-year David Chineye was among eight
suspected members of a trans-border
robbery gang arrested by the Lagos State
Police Command last week. The Imo State-
born suspect who claimed to be married to a
Benin Republic-based Togolese, gave a
startling confession on the gang’s operation
in Benin and Mali, during an exclusive
interview with Crime Guard.
Chineye who admitted to be the gang’s
informant, revealed that his union with his
wife, made it easy for him to study the terrain
in Cotonou, Benin Republic, thereby
facilitating the gang’s entry into the country.
Members of his gang reportedly stormed a
micro finance bank in Porto Novo, Benin
Republic, last November, from where they
carted away the equivalent of N100 million.
Chineye who gave his operational name as
Ishola, said he masterminded the robbery
operation at the financial institute, adding
that it took him two days to study the terrain
before inviting other members of the gang
over. He further told Crime Guard that the
gang was planning to extend its operations
to Togo when they were arrested.
I go for confession after each operation
The father of one who was full of remorse
said that his pastor and members of his
church, whose name he gave as Christ
Ascension Church, Benin Republic branch,
would be shocked beyond imagination when
news of his arrest reach them.
According to him: “ I am a dedicated church
worker. Nobody knew I was an armed
robber. Every time I returned from any
operation, my conscience would prick me.
Thereafter, I would go to church for
confession but would never disclose the
exact sin I committed.
My wife didn’t know I was a robber either.
This is because I stay in Benin Republic
where she is permanently based for two
months, before returning to Nigeria, where
she believed I was working. I usually visited
Benin Republic when we wanted to rob and
would leave after investing my loot. This is
to allow me get hints on the outcome of the
operation, in terms of Police investigation.”
Frustration led me into robbery
At a point, he burst into tears, begging for
his wife’s forgiveness when she hears about
his involvement in crime. He stated that he
never envisaged to go into robbery but that
frustration forced him into it.
“It all started after my apprenticeship in a
pharmaceutical store, back in Owerri, the Imo
state capital. My master refused to pay me
off. Rather, he claimed that the money he
ought to have settled me with was spent on
the treatment of my ailing brother few
months back. I left in anger and worked as a
bus conductor until the engine of the bus got
knocked.
I was idle for some months, during which I
met my wife who was visiting Nigeria for the
first time. I went to Benin Republic with her,
where I met some friends who introduced me
into robbery. I started by breaking into
peoples’ apartments, but it was not lucrative
because at times, I won’t get anything from
the houses”.
I graduated into Trans- border robbery
In his desperation to eke a living, he
returned back to Nigeria last year, where he
reportedly met members of another robbery
gang. He confessed that he went on
operation twice with the new gang but only
got between N20,000 and N50,000 , an
amount he said was not enough to meet his
needs.
Continuing, he said : “During one of our
meetings, I told my members that we should
step up by going to operate in Benin
Republic, since their Police were not as
effective as ours. The first operation was in a
filling station in Benin Republic. It took me
two days to survey the place before I invited
members of the gang.
At the end of the operation, we lodged in a
hotel there for two days, shared the loot
before others left,while I stayed back. Three
weeks later, as I was driving around Porto
Novo, I saw a micro-finance bank. I studied
the terrain that day and came back the next
day to continue. I observed that policemen
were not stationed there and that only
unarmed private guards were there.
Quickly, I came to Nigeria to inform my
members and left back for Benin Republic.
Three days later, we struck at the bank and
made away with N100 million equivalent.
During operation, we don’t use our real
names. For instance, my operational name is
Ishola. We have names like Mensah, Koffi,
Messiah, master, etc. This is to give our
victims the impression that we were from
Benin Republic.
Premonition
“ Joining a robbery gang is the worst mistake
of my life. Had I known, I would have
listened to my wife.
Three days before I was nabbed, she told me
she dreamed that I was arrested alongside
other people for robbery and that I was killed
in the process. Since then, she has been
fasting and praying against sudden death.
But I assured her all was well and that I was
not into any dirty deal. If I had known I
would have returned to Benin Republic ,
instead of remaining here in Nigeria.”
I lost everything
Another suspected member of the gang,
Ifeanacho Igwe (35), told Crime Guard that
he was forced into robbery by one Nnamdi,
whom he said invited him over after he
requested financial assistance from him. The
invitation according to Igwe, turned out to be
his worst nightmare.
According to him: “ As a commercial
motorcyclist, Nnamdi invited me to take him
to a location, promising to give me some
money I earlier requested for.
That was in 2011 But on reaching the
location at Alakija bus-stop, it turned out to
be a robbery operation scene. I couldn’t turn
back because it was late and I was afraid
they could kill me. I had no option than to
play along.
They succeeded in collecting N85 million
from a victim and at the end I got N25
million. Since then, I cut off totally from
them.
I lost everything I used that money on; I
bought a new truck for N14 million and a
commercial bus , including a sports utility
vehicle for my personal use. I used the rest
to renovate my mother’s house and support
my siblings’ education.
Since that robbery operation my entire life
has gone from bad to worse. I gave the truck
out to a driver to use for transportation
purpose.
While on a business trip to the eastern part
of the country, it rammed over someone
before it somersaulted into a river, with
goods worth several millions of naira. As if
that was not enough, I am in the police net
for a crime committed four years ago. My
past sins have caught up with me,” he stated
in an emotion- laden voice.

The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious!

Joke time:
 On sunday I was sitting in the church,
and it wastime for offering so the offering basket
was pass around. Despite the Pastor's charge for
goodoffering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled
out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.Just
then, the person behind me tapped me on the
shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled,
then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and
passed it on. I turned and thanked the
manprofusely for being so generous.He replied,
"Don't mention my dear, after all it felloff your
pocket."Whaaaat If you are in my shoe what will
you do?
Happy new month blog readers.
Source: Nairaland

She Needs Your Advice: 'My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me'

Hey Folks,

Pls i need your help. I got married few months
ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every
minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves
sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3
mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit
again. I love making love with him too but
usually i don't get satified because he doesn't
last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving
the present issue is priority. I'm in my late
twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have
been a guest for long but his issue made me
create an account. Pls what do you think i
should do to help him?
Matured responses pls.
Thanks in advance
Source: Nairaland

Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy

"Woo" in this context means walking up to a guy
and asking him to be more than a friend to you.
Like.... "Will you be my boyfriend?"

Now, why shouldn't you do that? Read on:

1. It's a man's world. Let HIM do the "chyking."

2. His respect for you will decrease, even if it's
just a LITTLE, trust me.

3. There's a 99.9% chance he'll turn you down.

4. If he doesn't turn you down, he won't take you
seriously.

5. If he does turn you down, his friends will hear
about it. Get ready to be labelled all sorts of
names.

6. His ego will feel bruised. He's a man. All men
like to feel on top of every situation.

7. There are tons of guys who'd ask you out.
Must you do that to yourself?

8. If you send him signals and he doesn't pick up
on the hints, HE'S NOT INTO YOU.

9. Ignore these feminists. You and a man don't
share any equal rights. Pfft.

10. It's Biblically wrong. You doubt? ---Genesis
3:16

"Woo" him at your own risk.
Source: Nairaland